Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I am...


If I could be any Disney character, I would surely choose to be Wendy from Peter Pan. I am a lot like her as well, she is kinda air heady...and yea that is me. She is kinda controlling too, she is always the one making plans and showing everyone what to do. Also mean mermaids pick on her, and that happens to me like all the time.
My other reasons for being Wendy are extensive, but the most apparent reason for my choice would be because I could fly. Not only would I be able to fly, but I wouldn't need bothersome wings or a jet pack, but just a "little bit of pixie dust." And then after I've been doing it for a while, and get the hang of it, I wouldn't even need that anymore! Just imagine flying over all those islands and forests in Neverland! It surely would be spectacular.
There are some drawbacks to being Wendy, but I think I could deal with them. I would make food for the lost boys, and this would be beneficial because I would become a better cook. They would be fed, and I would do my best to be their mother so they would stay out of trouble. They would grow and learn to respect me, and it would be as if they were all my children. Hook might get on my nerves, and the constant threat of losing Peter to him or that alligator would be terrible, but I am sure Peter will take care of that. He is such a man with his green tights, that I don't think it will be a problem to rid Neverland of that pesky pirate.
The drama with Tink might get annoying, but I am a human and she is only a fairy. You tell me who would win? I definitely think I could put her in her place. Seriously anyway, shes minuscule so how could that relationship even work out if Peter wanted it to. Which he doesn't so I don't think it even matters. As for the "never grow up" issue, that might be nice. I would never have to go to work, and I could live up my live in peace in Neverland. All the adventures with Peter would surely keep me company, that I don't think I'd have missed not growing up.
It would also be nice to escape my parents and family back in England. They have been arguing a lot, especially before parties, and are probably headed towards divorce anyhow. I could just take care of my little brothers, fly all day, and cook for the lost boys. Sigh* What a life! I would definitely have to learn to sew though because that blue dress with the puffy sleeves is getting old.

4 comments:

Keith McKay said...

What? Did I get the assignment wrong? I didn't know we were allowed to write about who we WANTED to be. Man, I totally would've picked someone different. If I could choose who I WANTED to be, I'd be Xian Yu from Mulan - that guy rocks.

Lizi Dorff said...

you would be my mom! cause i am definitely a lost boy--erh, girl. it would be so nice not to have to cook for myself :)

Courtney said...

I've always loved the thought of never having to grow up. In fact, I'm determined not to. Every year my best friend and me do this thing when on our birthdays we mourn the loss of another year of "kind of childhood." But the definition of a kid keeps getting pushed back because we're not quite ready to let go. I figure that this ritual will go on for quite some time and I'm okay with that :)

mathurston said...

If I could be any character, I would be one of the rats from Cinderella. Especially Gus Gus. He is a little plump but overall, happy with a little it of food.